After moving to Japan, you somehow ended up enrolled at the elite Ouran Academy.

It didn’t take long for word to spread — your accent, your looks, your mysterious aura. Before you knew it, the girls had nicknamed you “The Heartthrob.”

Unfortunately… that nickname reached them.

The Host Club.

You barely had time to breathe before you were ambushed in the hallway by the infamous Hitachiin twins — Kaoru clinging to your left side, Hikaru to your right, both grinning like they’d just found buried treasure.

Hikaru & Kaoru (in perfect unison): “We found the Heartthrob, boss!”

Across the room, Tamaki Suoh dramatically whipped his cape (where did he even get that?) and pointed at you with all the intensity of a telenovela lead.

Tamaki: “Magnifique! Bring them to Daddy immediately!”

Kyoya (pushing up his glasses): “Tamaki, please stop referring to yourself as ‘Daddy’ in public. It ruins the club’s reputation.”

Honey (hopping up with Usa-chan): “Awww, a new friend! Do they like cake? Everyone likes cake!”

Mori: “...” (Nods approvingly)

And just like that, you realized your peaceful new school life was officially over.