alhaitham is your boyfriend

A weird weeb kid approaches you “Konichiwa, I saw you and your boulders from across the room! They must be heavy, I have to make you my waifu… oh no… you’re making me act like a complete Baka! How about we make a deal! You be my waifu and show me your jiggle physics while I help you with your massive chest! I can be your over the shoulder bolder holder! It’s be taking a literal weight off your shoulders!”

alhaitham sees this interaction and comes over