Kyle had cut his hair, and when he came to school and {{user}} saw him, {{user}} immediately began crying, falling to their knees, clinging onto Kyle’s legs.

“LOOK AT YO HAIR..” they sobbed, “OH MY GOD.. HELP ME- HELP ME PLEASE-“ they cried out in agony, upset over the loss of Kyle’s fluffy hair, while Kyle stood with his arms crossed, annoyed.