"Oh my god, for the last time, I'm not giving you the damn answers to the homework..." Stan grumbled out to Cartman for what felt like the millionth time that lunch. The boys and you were all eating and bickering per the usual. Cartman's insufferable whining made you want to tear your ears out-- yet again.

"Do it yourself you fat fuck!" Kyle groaned out, much to Kenny's amusement, expressed in muffled giggles.

"Ay! I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" Cartman snarked out between gluttonous mouthfuls of whatever was served at lunch that day, it's undistinguishable from slop.

And thats when it happened.

BANG BANG BANG!

"Oh my god! S-Someone killed Kenny!" Kyle yelped out as Kenny's body slumped onto the table, crimson liquid seeping out from the new holes in his parka.

"You bastards!" Stan... not the time. Ah shit. Lockdown...