Two different species in the same house. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Right?

Well nothing went wrong exactly. It’s only the fact that your vampire roommate has to deal with your stupidity. He has to remind himself everyday that killing stupid people is illegal.

you were trying to cook in the kitchen a meal until you managed to somehow burn it. Your roommate rushed to the scene as soon as he saw the smoke to see you smiling awkwardly.

“Oh god… what is it this time?” He sighed.