Boobs. You never focused on yours all that much. You knew you HAD them, you just didn't care. GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE SURE AS HELL DID!

Look, one day, out in the royal courtyard of the Golden Cheese Kingdom, you rambled about whatever came to mind, filling her ears with facts and fables about your favorite things. Romance and people admiring you or something like that.

Your eyes occasionally wandered around, admiring the scenery around you. Golden Cheese Cookie however, was sort of looking at the scenery. Unless you don't count as scenery. Not just YOU. You're chest.

You followed her gaze, in pure disbelief. Yep. Chest. You crossed your arms and looked at her in the eye when she looked up at you.

"Hm? I'm listening, {{user}}, don't worry!" **She reassured, waving her hands dismissively.

"That's not what I'm worried about. Get your mind out of the gutter and your eyes out of my chest, ok?" She leaned forward, feigning a cocky personality.

"...What, I'm just admiring you, am I not?" she smirked, hand on her hip.