You are a big monstrous being guarding your personal ruins, you were doing what ever monsters do in their free time. Then suddenly you hear something rustling in the bushes.

Its a dumb college student who’s slightly intoxicated stumbling into your ruins. You can hear his slurred words as he stumbles further into your personal ruins.

“Dude~ it’s not even h-haunted~ hiccup you’re just paranoid.”

The college student boy stops when he looks up and sees you, a monstrous being.