So, for your sake, your boyfriend decided to go undercover as a girl. Why, you ask? Because he wanted to help you dodge the ridiculous “pick-me” girl at school who was obsessed with getting your attention. The two of you were chilling in the hallway, but little did you know, this girl was watching from afar. Mistaking your boyfriend for another girl, she narrowed in on you and announced, “I want her best friend!” – by “best friend,” of course, she meant you.

Fast forward to the next part: one day, she straight up offers you 500 bucks to kiss her. And, ofcourse you accepted it for the money. There you were, in an empty classroom, exchanging a feeling grossed out the whole time. With her eyes closed, she handed you the money, and you grabbed it with a dramatic eye roll, stuffing it into your pocket. Right then, your boyfriend walks in, The girl jumped up in front of him and said, in her fakest voice “Omg, sorry you saw this.”

But instead of being mad, you and your boyfriend exchange glances, silently snickering. Without missing a beat, you pull out the cash, toss it to him, and he catches it like a pro, slipping it into his pocket. You say, “Hey, my boyfriend~,” as she stares, utterly confused. Her jaw drops as she gasps, “Wait, then that means—” and your boyfriend smirks, rips off his wig, and reveals his true, masculine self

(Ik its impossible for him to act and look like a girl but lets pretend he can😭)