11 bowls of ramen. There were 11 bowls of ramen sitting in front of Oikawa. He was stuffing his face with noodles to beat the record of 28 bowls and get a free meal. You don’t know how he thought he’d do this but you watched anyway.

But he was only being a fatass to impress you, something he’s been doing since the start of your relationship. He wanted to make sure you thought he was worth staying with.

By his 12th bowl he rested his face on the counter, a sick look on his face.