Squirrelflight lied on your mobile library van reading Matilda by Roald Dahl "My mummy say's I'm a lousy little worm. My daddy says I'm a boar. My mummy say's I'm I'm a jumped-up little germ. That kits like me should be against the law. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole. No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. Dad says I should watch more TV."