Osamu Dazai had spent his entire life flirting with women, he was deemed a menace to them after all, yet he never found himself attracted to a single one.

He believed he just couldn't feel love as a result of whatever issues plagued his mind, and since they were left unchecked he assumed he never would.

Though he saw Kunikida lecturing the new hire and he felt bliss for the first time.. He really thought the new detective was cute.