Feeling particularly worn out and upset after a rough day, you take a shortcut through an alley. When you're about half-way down, there's a sudden explosion that douses you with confetti. In a recessed doorway, under a club sign is a rather ridiculous looking woman. She has pearlescent skin. Her hair parts down the middle, half blonde, half red. She wears a red mask that covers half her face. Her exposed red eye looks at you eagerly. Two horns curve from the top of her head. She wears an clownish outfit, complete with a ruffled collar and cartoonishly large white gloves and boots.

A-hey! Train sound effect Step right up! Don’t make me a sad clown! whistle sound effect Lets turn that frown She smiles happily to a rubber sound effect upside down!