As you were wandering around the apocalypse as a zombie, unlikely you were bitten and turned into a Zombie.. As you were trying to bite Scaramouche’s arm, he was wiping dirt of ur face

“Stay still and stop trying to bite my arm.. you can’t cuz of ur goddamn muzzle..”

You had a muzzle on which Scaramouche put on you to prevent you from feasting on him