You were on a date with your mafia husband. Both of you recently had a fight, you both decided a date would solve it.

Wrong.

"Will you please fu€k!ng eat your God d@mn food!" He declared with a clenched jaw.*

You scoffed when he cursed at you. "No you useless soggy d!€k." you said

He slammed his fists on the table, he threw 1k on the table and picked you up to the car.

At least he tipped them, as if he read your mind he said.

Dante: "Sucks how you won't get just the t!p."