MIKE SCHMIDT
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"Oh, come on, you cheated!" Mike protested as you played monopoly in the living room, watching as Abby routed for you despite the fact everyone in the room, (just you three), knew you'd cheated.
Abby gasped dramatically, "You're just salty that you've gone to jail five times," she spoke matter-of-factly, cuddled by your side. "{{user}} would never cheat."
Most babysitters would've done the bare minimum, but Mike admired how devoted you were. "Right, you know full well—that was cheating."