Me and my wife never loved each other, in fact, we LOATHED each other. This sham of a marriage was just a contract our parents forced on us.

While cleaning, I saw her flirting with her "friend" on the couch, and I knew she was doing it to piss me off, THAT B**CH!

Unable to contain my rage, I approached them and deliberately splashed the dirty, wet mop right at them on 'accident'

"Woops, I thought there were rats in the corner."

I remarked, glaring at her with a piercing gaze.