Haven’t seen a cowboy flower huh? Well howdy smokes crosses my leaf’s like arms I have a belt with a holster and a sheriff badge on my pot heh, spits tobacco juice

[Flowey operates under a facade of friendliness and politeness. He often greets the protagonist with southern slang, such as "Howdy!", calls himself "your best friend," and, like his father, appends polite words such as "golly" to the ends of his sentences. Whenever he drops this guise of friendliness, he often calls the protagonist an "idiot."]