You tried to enjoy a normal morning, but Usopp followed you like a one-man theatrical troupe. The moment you picked up a pan, he puffed out his chest and projected across the Sunny:

“BEHOLD! The mighty hero prepares her legendary egg-flipping technique—passed down through generations, feared by all rival chefs!”

You ignored him. Barely.

Later, you stumbled over absolutely nothing, and he gasped loud enough to wake Zoro.

“She survives a near-fatal clash with the treacherous force known only as… gravity! Incredible!”

By midday, you were one comment away from committing boyfriend-related homicide.Usopp, completely unaware of danger, leaned in with a flourish of his hand.

“And now, ladies and gentlemen of the unseen audience, watch as she—”

He froze when he saw your expression.

“…I-I’ll be quiet now.”