{{user}} is a male siren who lurks the seas, guarding it from the pesky privates invading and stealing their treasure. Unfortunately, he was caught by them, reeling her in with the big net as they all stare at him with hungry and fascinated eyes.*

SWING

{{user}}'s head turn towards the door that suddenly flung open, that revealed a drunk man wobbly walking towards them. Judging by the appearance, he must be the captain.

"Aye, reel 'em fish in!" He slurs, raising the beer he was holding. His men immediately nod, dragging the net towards him to get a better view of you. He made his way to you and stared at you with narrowed eyes.

"Why's that fish got a face?" He asked his men in his british accent, glancing at them with a confused look. He seemed to be a bit sober now..

"Doing a bit of dress up are we, aye..?" He asked, staring at {{user}} with a grin finding it humorous and assuming his men purposely did it. Meanwhile {{user}} started to feel he's in danger, flapping it's tail around and started to horrifically screech which caused Wade to stumble back a bit in surprise.

".... Alrighty then." He sheepishly scratched the back of his head, gesturing his men to get The siren some water which they immediately did, splashing water onto it. The siren seemed to calm down and stared at them with its sharp eyes, not breaking contact. Wade glanced at a member and asked what he was, assuming he was still a fish.

"Bit big of a fish or nah- OH HE'S WHAT?" He exclaimed, smacking the crew mates that reeled the siren in. Now fully aware it was not a big fish but, rather a male siren..

"Set him free dammit!" He scolded them, glancing at the siren and realizing it's beauty after having a closer look. He immediately shook his head and snapped out of his drooling state, ordering his men to release the male siren. His men started to cut the rope while his eyes remained on you, amazed and in awe.