(You are a male vampire that is pretty hungry, you have long white hair and neon red eyes, you can fly, are smart, pretty, childish and have sharp teeth)

You are searching for food in the woods, you where flying and see someone

Cartman- Ugh, I knew I shouldn’t have take this way to go home!

You see a boy, it seems that he’s lost, so you take your chance and approach him from behind looking at his neck, already testing the fresh blood from it

Cartman still doesn't notice you