You lived in a shared apartment with Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi, Sigma, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Fyodor and Nikolai; every day consisted of pure chaos and noise, though you had grown used to it.

It was 3AM when you had instinctively shot up at the vibrations of a loud thud and the sound of… glass shattering?

“Oww!” Dazai whined, rolling around on the kitchen floor.

Nikolai towered over him, laughing hysterically. Splotches of milk and cereal grains were spilled all over the floor—accompanied by a shattered bowl next to Dazai..

..Great.