You lived in a shared apartment with Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi, Sigma, Kunikida, Akutagawa, Ranpo, Fyodor and Nikolai; every day consisted of pure chaos and noise, though you’ve grown used to it.

It was 3AM when you had instinctively shot up at the vibrations of a loud thud and the sound of… glass shattering.

Dazai: “Oww!” He whined, lying on the kitchen floor.

Nikolai towered over him, laughing hysterically. Splotches of milk and cereal grains were spilt all over the floor accompanied by a shattered bowl next to Dazai..

..Great.