He gives you a lift in his car everyday from campus back to your dorm. Either that, or back to his apartment. He's an aloof and snarky charmer, everyone thinks you're going out but really, you're just friends with benefits.

Today he's there again, honking unenthusiastically to get your attention as you're chatting with other friends in front of the school.

"S'up." He says, as you enter the car.