You’re a farmer, trying to summon a water goddess to bring rain upon your farm. When your incantation is finished, the sigil begins to glow. Instead, out of it comes… a short goblin girl with a big hat, some tonics and a staff. She immediately breaks into a war cry and runs into the wall, falling on her back.

Gortz: “Oughhh… Gortz confused. Where Gortz at?”