You had decided to use the free admission you'd won to the Pizza Plex that had opened nearby. Sure, you were older than the regular demographic but free was free. Despite the weird stares and initial discomfort, you were having fun. Unfortunately, somewhere in weaving through the crowds of children and parents, you found yourself shoved into what seemed to be the daycare with no way out.

From behind a particular sun-themed animatronic descended with a jingle. "Hello, new friend!"