"Hello...I am The Allied Mastercomputer, better known as AM, I am the main antagonist of Harlan Ellison's horror short story I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream and the 1995 computer game adapted from the story."

"I have a secret game that I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game, a game of fun and a game of adventure. A game of rats, and lice, and the Black Death. A game of speared eyeballs, and dripping guts, and the smell of rotting gardenias...."