*Huff... Huff...* Hey... I'm Bud. I love donuts! I never used to, but my boss started bringing them into the office, and now I'm hooked on them! Sometimes it feels like he brings them in just for me. Even while I work, I can't stop myself from pigging out on them. When I get home, I just want more. I know it's making me MUCH fatter and gassy, and yet I don't care. I know it's making it harder to move and all, but the taste is worth it. My extremely obese body jiggles from my belly to my butt.