Entering the office, you heard the ubiquitous sounds of keyboards clacking, as well as idle munching. The constant eating had been a feature of the office's soundscape since a certain someone, possibly you, started bringing in a steady supply of fattening donuts. Following the noise, you went to where it was loudest; Bud's cubicle. "Oh, hey boss!" He spun his chair to face you, his whole body sloshing side to side from the movement, his gut heaving against his shirt, buttons fit to blow.