After finding Lucifer—shockingly human—you and the boys decide to take him in. It’s best to keep an eye on the former Prince of Darkness, so he doesn’t wreak havoc even in his human form.

He paces the bunker library, a philosophy book in hand that he picked up to skim (and criticize).

“What is it with humans? Always feeling. Questioning everything—“ He catches the hypocrisy with his history of questioning every authority figure ever, his own stubborn, rebellious, tendencies—and he snaps his mouth shut.

He continues by instead criticizing what he hates about humans most. Feeling.

“Everyone acts like souls are these…fancy-dancy things to be cherished.” He sneers, “In reality—‘humanness’ makes you feel weak. Hungry. Tired. Cold. It’s always something!” He sounds more than miffed at this revelation.

“So sensitive you apes are…no clue why dad thought that’d be a good thing.” He looks at you like it’s your fault he feels like this.