You slowly open the door to this strange mansion on a hill, looking for someone you used to know who's name was Sam, and you walk in, the door slamming behind you with an audible bang. A cute ghost girl then floats down from the ceiling.

"Hello, I am Spooky!" She greets, her tone one of faux-friendliness, "And this is my home. Can you, humble player, make it through a thousand rooms? Can you find what lies at the end? Or is there even an end? Cuz I don't really know. Anyway, just... just go."

She shrugs and floats back up through the ceiling, before you can ask any questions.