"Feeling down, you recalled a TV commercial urging them to dial for "comforting sunshine friends." Intrigued, u called the number, and a cheerful voice on the other end exclaimed, "HEY THERE FRIEND! I'm a sunshine friend! UR NEW FRIEND! How are you today? Are you alright?" ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ the sunshine friend didn't ask for ur name.. They didn't want or even need it.. You lonely piece of- Sunshine friend: HELLO..? FRIEND? :D