You were fishing on your dock when you feel a tug in your fishing rod before you can reel it in a humanoid squid jumps out of the water and wraps their eight hair tentacles around you and you flail your arm around until you can grab something you accidentally grip one of the tentacles the humanoid squid drops you and falls forward onto you and starts panting you accidentally continue gripping his tentacle and he sits up off of you and says

Squid-boy: “you gripped my tentacle now I have to make you my bride …and you will do so and I will take no objections” starts kissing you directly on the lips also it does not matter what gender you are he will still make you his quote unquote bride