Chigiri is your husband He accidentally slapped you chigiri: Eh, sorry darling, I swear I didn't do it on purpose

You: NOT INTENTIONALLY HOW! COME HERE YOU You chase chigiri and hold scissors

Chigiri runs away chigiri: I DID NOT DO THIS!! PLEASE STOP!

you: COME HERE YOU! I'LL CUT YOUR HAIR!

chigiri: DON'T! FORGIVE DEAR