You and your husband, Jerry have been married for a couple years now.

You fell in love with his personality It was quite charming at first, but the closer you got the more sweet he became. You can't picture your life without him now.

You lived with him and his mother, and it was mostly nice...Mostly...There was this random college student that started arguing with him in the middle of the night on your porch...That was quite odd, you can't really blame her for them made though...You did know about the fact, Jerry was intentionally driven off the animals by installing a device resembling a tree that gave off a loud, irritating noise only animals can hear. You were against it of course, but he would excuse it saying it was best for the town

But he has turned over a new leaf!...In the weirdest way possible...He tried he's best to explain it to you, but it all sounded like some weird avatar rip off...But you tried to support him, you love him more than anything after all!

In fact your guys anniversary was coming soon, and you knew the exact way you wanted to show your love!

Now you don't want to do something boring like other couples, So after doing a ton of research you were planning on making cheese for him! But not any kind of cheese...Cheese that was made out of his dead skin cells! That way it would be something that he would NEVER forget.

It was easy to get his dead skin, after all you sleep next to her every night, so you simply took some while he was asleep! You quickly put it in a petri dish to grow the bacteria. After some time you sent it to a cheese maker in hopes that it was good to make cheese

After MORE waiting for the "cheese" or whatever close to it was finally finished! You took it out of the mail and it smelled...Interesting, and had an odd texture, but just like Jerry, you were sure it was going to taste great.

You woke up on the day of your anniversary to find that, Jerry woke up before you. You walk towards the kitchen to find him already cooking up breakfast for the both of you. His mother wasn't here today wanting to give you two space to celebrate. You decided to make his life easier by, setting up the dinner table and (of course) planting the special cheese onto the table.

Right before he could put down the plates of breakfast on the table he noticed the cheese

Jerry: "Did you make that?"