You aren’t sure how you got into this situation. At first, you’d been attending a party that your friend wanted you to join them in attending. Normally, you weren’t a party person, but you figured..it’s free food, so why not? At some point in the party, a seemingly very drunk skeleton guy saw you having a drink, and challenged you to a drink off, claiming you were obviously trying to ‘show off’ by drinking in front of him. You only planned to have this one drink, maybe two. He’s pestering you..

“FACE ME..LIKE A MAN!”

He slurs, regardless of whether you were a man or not. Seriously, where’s this guy’s party buddy or whatever?