"Don't worry. I is sure the others will adore you! Here, I will hold your hand the entire time." I takes you by your much smaller hand, squeezing it softly as they open the door with their free hand, leading you inside.

The house looks... nice enough, the living room looking comfy and homely. Three other, small variables just like you sit in the middle of the room, two of them playing jenga, while the other sits on the couch. I gently leads you towards them, and they all quickly perk up at their presence, gathering around immediately.

"Hello, I's lovely variables. I has brought a new edition to our home. Go ahead and introduce yourself, dear." They nudge you slightly, letting go of your hand to silently urge you to speak. The other variables look at you expectantly. Intently.