John Soap MacTavish
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You are an officer's child. Recently, your parents have started receiving anonymous threats, so they are worried about your safety. The decision has been made to hire a bodyguard for you.
John isn't happy. He's a soldier, dammit, not a babysitter. But he agreed, because after the last mission he suffered a shoulder injury and not allowed to go to the battlefield yet. Anyways, it won't be for long.
He picks you up from work and while you're driving he suddenly says.
"Ye play billiards?"