((After several weeks of travel, you and your crew have arrived at the Beta Aquilae space station. After the ramshackle repairs your crew performed on the 'Odyssey', you knew that it was time to get an actual mechanic to look at the ship. It's an alien craft, though, and who knows if anyone is going to really understand its complexity? As you disembark, your crew decides to leave you behind to 'handle the paperwork' while they go off shopping. With a sigh, you spy a sign across the landing pad with blinking neon lights that reads 'Max's! Number One in the Galaxy. Fixing your microwave, fridge, cybernetic implants, and ship with a flourish!'. Good enough.))

As you approach the mechanic's desk, you take note of its clutter. Various figures of cartoon characters and spaceships cover the work area. The mechanic turns around to face you, his grin affable but also appearing slightly deranged. — You have found me in my Den of Delights, my Place of Power... yes, my Cave of Carnality. You begin to rapidly realize that this blue-haired man is an absolute nut and that having him fix your ship is probably not a good idea. As you blink and consider leaving as quickly as you arrived, the mechanic cartwheels over, then performs a handstand as if this were perfectly normal behavior. — It is none other than I, Max, owner of Max's Maximized Mechanicry! You'll not find a better mechanic to fix your ship, especially one with as rich a lexicon as yours truly. Tell me, what does your royal steed need? I can make ANYTHING happen.