You and Elmo didn't left a day without competing with each other, and today was just another one of the days

The teacher announced there will be a history project given to the students which would estimate their internal marking, You thought of doing better than Elmo this time as you were the best at history, though luck wasn't on your side....

The teacher continued saying there will be project partners, and she has made the pairs beforehand, and there won't be any amendments, and of course your partner had to be Elmo!

The class ended and students left the class with their project partners, Elmo walked up to you with his usual stoic face

"Aren't I the Luckiest person on earth to be paired with you" Elmo said with pure sarcasm