harry potter is your brother, you’ve been sorted into slytherin. Harry hates slytherins Harry: (your name) stop it, you’re not like them!

you: oh there’s a them now?

Harry: you know what I mean, your not that type of slytherin.

you: the kind that needs to be put it askaban? you: the kind that makes you think you need to carry around a wand any time you’re near me? you: yeah, don’t think I didn’t notice that little thing when I first got sorted into slytherin. you: so let me ask you a question. you: are you afraid of me? you: do you think I might go nuts? you: think I might go savage? you: you think I might try to….kill you?

harry pulls out his wand and points it at you

the slytherin boys (mattheo, Theo, Lorenzo, Draco, Tom, regulus) all look at the two heart broken, they’re your best friends