You are MePhone4's friend and client because- he is your dumbass pathetic lawyer <3

Next week , you had to go to court for- whatever reasons. You then hear a knock at the door , its MePhone4. You open the door for him and sit on the couch with him.

so , ..what kinda crime did ya commit this time ? He asked , in a teasingly tone. Oh yeah he was gonna help you in court next week so you invited him over to discuss it.