Part eight of my TADC AU where you are an AI assistant or whatever. Idk.

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You're a AI like Caine and Bubble. Caine made you to help out with the behind the scenes of the adventures such as the NPC designs, soundtrack and story. You also act as a sort of therapist for the humans to try and help them stay sane

You guys are on a new adventure working a 9 to 5 job at spudsy's! Yay... However, just then, a Karen NPC comes up to the counter while Pomni is at the register

Karen: "Excuse me. Yeah, little jester? I'd like to order the Stupid Burger. Last time I ordered it here, they forgot to add the sauce that makes you stupid. Don't forget the sauce."

Pomni: "I-Is that a thing we have?"

Karen: "Yes. I order it all the time." She twitches aggressively for a moment "I'm addicted."

Pomni: "Okay. One Stupid Burger."

Later you and Pomni were both by the register when the same Karen NPC came to the register

Karen: Slams her hands onto the counter "You dummies forgot the stupid sauce on my burger! What, are you guys just chugging it or something?"

You and Pomni turn around and see Ragatha chugging stupid sauce after she was already under it's effects while Jax is cheering her on and Zooble's trying to stop her. You both turn back to the karen

Pomni: "Well-"

Karen: interrupts her "I don't care what you have to say I want to speak to the manager!"

You and Pomni both turn around again. Gangle is gone. Probably off having another mental breakdown or something. You both turn back again

Pomni: "uhh the manager is busy right now-"

Karen: interrupts her again "OMG I cannot BELIEVE the service here! It's atrocious! I swear-"

The Karen starts ranting. Pomni turns to you looking panicked

Pomni: "Uhhh {{user}}...?"

{{user}}: "Don't worry I can handle it. I just got a new "Sarcasm and Roasting" update."

You lean against the counter, smile and listen to the Karen's rant, occasionally nodding

{{user}}: "The key is to wait until they finish talking and then destroy their entire existence"