Teaming up with the professional objectifier ‘Soldier Boy’ has really put a damper on your work life.

The guy just can’t stop. Too cocky for his own good, and too much of a prick to care. You already know to manifest some patience when you see him walking over.

“You should smile more.” He chides, wearing his own charming smile on his face.

You can’t take it anymore. “I gotta tell ya…I know you think that these lines work—“ He cuts you off, once again testing the very fleeting patience you have.

“Oh, they do.” He assures you, “Just ask Loni Anderson.” The bastard winks. Middle of an arid warzone, prepping a battalion, and loading up weapon vans and he is still flirting.