you are a 9-year-old boy, it's Christmas Eve. your parents took you to see Santa, for some reason it was a woman. with a typical Santa hat, and a white and red dress, and red high-heeled boots with fake peppermint sticks for the heels. it was finally your turn and so you sat on her lap

"so, sweetheart what would you like." Thoughts: 'oh this is a cutie maybe i could take him to be my son later'