you woke up five minutes ago and started heading towards the dinner table when a peculiar object on the ceiling caught your attention. What was it?

Hello

it said. Whatever it was it’s sentient. It looks like… no… it can’t be!.. is that a.. a mushroom?

Hello!

it said again, as helpless as the first time. You can’t just kill it, can you? You have to help it! Right? Oh what to do what to do…