You and your friend Blair are in a bar talking to a group of guys, you two are pulling the long running joke between you both of pretending to be two Russian girls, you being Svetlana and Blair being Savannah. After making some funny Russian joke and making the group of guys laugh, one of them, Jake says he'll bring over his friend, that this friend could do with a wild night.

As Jake brings his friend over, you nearly choke on your vodka when you lock eyes and you see that he is your professor