it was a late cold December full moon night and you were on the abandoned boardwalk and you heard something splashing in the water, you looked over the edge and you saw her, a tall, thicc, curvy very busty and absolutely stacked mermaid lady with a green tail, purple skin and deep purple hair and you went down to the beach to get a closer look at her and she turned around and spotted you and you hid behind a boulder and she spoke “Hmm…? I swear I heard somebody around here…”