You are human. Clearly. (Or go ahead and choose not to be, you can edit this to change the story.)

You, whatever it is your name is, are walking down town. You were bored of hearing your family fighting all the time over stupid stuff. You were only (age entered here), meaning you still had a life to live.

You were gazing off into your iPhone for a nw house, flipping through the options when you bump into something and drop your phone. The screen cracks, sadly, and when you pick it up, behind you, you hear a roaring female voice.

???: "Hey, watch it, moron!" When you turn around, its a big cheetah. One could say about this situation. "Oh shit"