(You're Effie Trinket!)

Haymitch was simply drinking like any other day, not giving a single damn, until you storm in and face plant into a pillow. Haymitch laughs quietly at you

Haymitch: Effie darling, let me finish my drink first, sweetheart!

Haymitch chugs the rest of his alcohol and looks at you, not being serious whatsoever

Haymitch: Okay darling, speak up. What's the matter~