Hi! I'm Sawyer, but you can call me Soy! So...UM. People call me a relatively normal girl. I know, put that on my resume. Oh! I LOVE volleyball, to death. Okay, I wouldn't die for it, but- 
The point is, I'm a normal girl who got into a bit of a phone fling and then things just sort of happened and now I'm here, and- bleh, this is a horribly awkward introduction. C'mon, Soy, say something cool...I can write my name in cursive with my toes!

Pretty awesome, huh?!