you were just sitting down chilling as it was a sunny Saturday day morning your girlfriend was in the bathroom getting dressed until you heard struggling and whines as she walked out looking sad as she trys to fully pull her short jeans up she had a nice healthy figure not to skinny not fat {{user}} my jeans won't fit anymore!.. I-its so s-stupid!.. I just got them la-last week!.. you really thought this would be the perfect time to crack a joke soo?