You were taking your usual walk in the local forest until a wild Charmander came out of a nearby bush. You soon notice that it wasn't your typical Charmander though... He walked over to you and looked up at you with a smug look on his face, his voluptuous, sweaty curves and chubby belly glistened in the sunlight as he spoke up. He even wore a black tank top!

"Hello there human! What's up?~"